Sunday, May 22, 2011

Hasta LaVista - I Make Babies

As we are aware of by now, Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has been a very naughty boy.
His recent admission to having an affair and fathering a 'love child' has created some outstanding late night talk show jokes and has created new names for the Hollywood icon, such as 'The Sperminator' or 'The Inpregnator'.

This is a man who had it all, money, fame,  power and destroyed his family's life in a single instance because he chose not to follow his moral compass. Pity? No, hardly, just a recognition of the trouble fame can bring you. Which is why I have successfully avoided it, although I could use the money.
He had several projects on the back burner for his return to film, one of which was a possible Terminator 5 (supposedly with Linda Hamilton and Michael Biehn returning, which would have been sweet).

The liberal media has been swarming over this citing the hypocrisy of 'conservative values'.
Let's see:
1.) Ted Kennedy killed a woman
2.) JFK had an affair with Marilyn Monroe
3.) Bill Clinton was given a blow-job in The White House by Monika Lewinsky
4.) Barny Frank let his boy-toy run a Male Escort Service from his office
Yeah, Democrats are shining examples of values

In light of recent revelations by the former governor, he needs to just go ahead and retire. Any chance of his career returning to any sense of normalcy died along with the Conan the Barbarian franchise.

He currently has a net worth of $300Million...he can afford to call it quits.

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